Mark Snyder....

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:25 pm

MarkL wrote:... thinks The Herd with Colin Cowherd is about his team.

...wants to be a guest on the show but no one working on it knows who he is

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:50 pm

wishes that Conference USA would kick the Blundering Turds out already!

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:40 pm

...tells people that his dad owns the pretzel factory in Hanover and drives a Lamborghini.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:41 am

...smelt it, and is indeed the one who dealt it.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:30 am

...LOVES his mom, like, LOVES his mom.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:57 am

Is discovering that "can't cheat, can't win" is the unofficial slogan of Marshall football...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:14 pm

... changed his team's warm-up routine to an extended line dance to "Cotton-Eyed Joe."

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:43 pm

...has it in his contract that if Marshall wins a CUSA championship he gets to wear a snuggie during all games the following season

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:21 am

..wants the little green Gecko from Geico to be the new mascot.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:28 am

Keeps sending Gregg Brandon little notes that say, "move west young man, move west."
--MH

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:30 am

...thinks the hit on Corn was completely clean.

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:01 pm

Celebrates Michael Bolton's entire catalog

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:01 pm

Loves his smokes, six-packs and snaking toilets

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:02 pm

...and showing off his chest

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:04 pm

...And rocking out at the local clubs