Kent State Head Coach Doug Martin....

RobbyFalcon · Post by **RobbyFalcon** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:21 pm

like some YMCAs, has a strict "NO GOLDEN FLASHES IN THE SHOWER" policy.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:56 pm

...is still REALLY upset about Michael Jackson.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:29 pm

wishes that Joshua Cribbs would have rocked the dreads as good as Omar Jacobs did!

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:02 pm

...is scared of the National Guard.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:12 pm

... pulls off an orange tan like no other head coach in Div 1A.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:31 pm

..follows every recruiting pitch with a creepy wink and saying "if you catch my drift".

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:53 pm

... has never been Rick Rolled.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:40 pm

.... attempts to lose weight by induced vomiting prior to a meal.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:31 pm

Bet on Cleveland in tonight's AL Central tie-breaker......

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:17 am

....still thinks the Rams can make the Super Bowl

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:18 am

... rejects your reality and substitutes his own.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:28 am

was rooting for the Tigers because they're..............gggggggggggrrrrrrrrreaat!

--MH

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:44 am

...wishes his name was as funny as Dean Pees.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:50 am

...hates puppies.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:01 pm

Was really excited when he thought the nickname was the Kent State s.

--MH