Kent State Head Coach Doug Martin....

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:02 pm

....was still ok when he realized that it was the flashes...and watches intently for the next time the student body streaks the field.

-MH

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:38 pm

... was disappointed that Mad Men wasn't about an anger management class.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:55 pm

Thinks it's funny to tell homeless people living in boxes that they need to "think outside the box".

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:56 pm

Gets shanked a lot by homeless people...

rood · Post by **rood** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:58 pm

often gets homeless people confused with homely people.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:15 pm

....does a balls-on accurate Reese Witherspoon impression.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:12 pm

..will be dressed as Sponge Bob during the Holloween parade.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:17 pm

.. is the Toxic Avenger.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:58 am

...ends family dinners by rubbing Cheetos all over his face and demanding to be called Ernie.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:09 am

... thinks telling "your mom" jokes at orphanages is funny.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:26 am

... wants to divide by zero, just once!

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:42 am

...did not paint "Dusk in the Valley"

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:44 am

...will be taking the red-eye in from Shanghai early Saturday morning

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:22 pm

Redwingtom wrote:...will be taking the red-eye in from Shanghai early Saturday morning

likes to party with Nicky in Nanjing

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:10 pm

knows the one secret to a flat belly.
-MH