Central Michigan Coach Butch Jones...

[always a falcon]

...went to get a flu shot and asked for the "R2D2".

[Rightupinthere]

orders martinis stirred, not shaken

Holy cow! This is just for fun. There's no reason to get nasty!

[TG1996]

...auditioned for "The Biggest Loser", but doesn't understand why they need scales.

[a10koaksfed]

Gets the most wins with the least talent of any coach in D1. Yes, I

[bgsufalcon24]

Gets the most wins with the least talent of any coach in D1. Yes, I

Not to hijack the thread or anything, but Gregg Brandon when he was here got the most wins for the least amount of coaches' salary paid of any coach in D1-A. So we're fairly well versed in doing more with less as well.

...Was upset when he got to Mount Pleasant and noticed that there was no mountain, and it certainly wasn't pleasant.

[1987alum]

... opens spring practice with a few good rounds of full-contact Scrabble.

[Flipper]

Goes to strip clubs and imagines what the girls look like with clothes on.....

[bgsufalcon24]

Goes to strip clubs and imagines what the girls look like with clothes on.....

...now understands why most fashion designers are ga...err...not straight.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....thinks baseball season is too short

[Bleeding Orange]

...forces all of his players to wear Che T-shirts under their pads.

[VDub26Falcon]

...loves a good tailgate.

[1987alum]

... wears his sunglasses at night.

[VDub26Falcon]

...thinks cowboyjoe and Father Brown are the only voices of reason around this place!

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...thinks cowboyjoe and Father Brown are the only voices of reason around this place!

....has voices in his head that told him that

[Flipper]

..smells like an odd mix of camphor and sea bass...