Buffalo Head Coach Turner Gill....

[BGFan]

Was shocked when he read about gillyweed in Harry Potter because that was his nickname in college!

[Flipper]

Refers to his nipples as the "Turn-nips"

[rood]

... uses the alias Gil Turner in online chat rooms.

[rood]

...doesn't understand why people know it's him in online chat rooms.

[VDub26Falcon]

...thinks Stalin and Lenin are very smart fellows.

[falconfan1999]

wishes Coors would make wine coolers in the party ball size!

[michhiker28]

Is following the George Foreman plan to wealth, and thus is ready to introduce, just in time for the holiday season, the long awaited..............................................


Turner Grill.

--MH

[BGorDeath]

...thinks Buffalos have wings, just like Jessica Simpson.

[Flipper]

Thinks Jessica Simpson has a great rack...

[1987alum]

... isn't the only one.

[MarkL]

... has a last name for a first name and a non-human body part for a last name, therefore can definitely not be trusted.

[BGorDeath]

....doesn't want to go motorboating on these:



(Had to be done).

[transfer2BGSU]

...enjoys looking at that picture of Jessica Simpson but wants to know when Hammb is going to post a picture of

[Pete Segaard]

... has a last name for a first name and a non-human body part for a last name, therefore can definitely not be trusted.

...wants to star in the classic Tom Hanks detective remake "Turner and Gill" and you know Hollywood types can't be trusted.

[falconfan1999]

Keeps asking what SUNY means?