Non sequitur thread

[1987alum]

The margin of error was 3 to 5 percent.

[ZiggyZoomba]

[Redwingtom]

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[Redwingtom]

Don't you just love the stuff you can find on the internet?


In a few hours I’ll undertake one of the saddest journeys of my Presidency. I’ll be going to Andrews Air Force Base to meet one of our Air Force planes bringing home 16 Americans who died this week in the terrorist attack on the United States Embassy in Beirut.

So not only did he go to honor the fallen, he publicized it ahead of time.

And if you're keeping score, Bush and Cheney never visited Dover once for the return of the fallen either on camera or off.

Suck on that Liz.

[VDub26Falcon]

We may have just witnessed the death of the non sequitur thread...please, no government bullcrap in this thread. It's history is too great.

[Redwingtom]

2-Cow Model for Government Definitions

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give the other to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shares the milk with you and your neighbour.

FACISM: You have two cows. You give the milk to the government and they sell it back to you.

NAZI-ISM: Government shoots you and takes both cows.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You milk them and pour the lot down the drain to keep the price up.

SADISM: You have two cows. You shoot them both and drown yourself in the milk.

APARTHEID: You have two cows. You give the black cow's milk to the white cow to drink and don't milk the white cow.

WELFARE STATE: You have two cows. You milk them and give them the milk to drink.

ANARCHISM: You have two cows. The cows shoot you and milk each other.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. You fill in 17 forms in triplicate and you don't have time to milk them.

UNITED NATIONS: You have two cows. Russia vetoes the farmer from milking them. Britain and France veto the cows from milking the farmers. USA abstains.

IDEALISM: You have two cows. You marry and your wife milks them.

REALISM: You have two cows. You get married and you still milk them.

COMMONSENSE: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

[VDub26Falcon]

Damn Yankees

[Jacobs4Heisman]

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[Redwingtom]

CBS "Up to the Minute" overnight news host Michelle Gielan

[1987alum]

[CapitalFalcon]

Michelle Gielan in Slippery Stripes.

[Ydfalcon]

Not even eighteen marshmallow treats will stick!

[Flipper]

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl...I don't care what they say...I don't care what you heard...

[1987alum]

(+44): You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a sh*t right there in the doorway.

[Lord_Byron]

I'm the only one at work today.

Everyone else is at the "How to Deal With Difficult People" seminar.