Miami Coach Mike Haywood...

[ZuluWarrior]

Is thankful this thread included the word "coach" in its title ensuring that title will live forever...on the internet.

[Flipper]

Answers "Mrs Howell" when you ask him "Ginger or Maryann"

[VDub26Falcon]

...thinks Gregg Brandon got a raw deal, mostly because he knows he's next.

[1987alum]

... is thankful that he TiVo'd the Miami-Temple game, because even he didn't believe what he saw.

[SB-50]

Often remarks, "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....feels forgotten

[MarkL]

... signed a contract for the Miami coaching job but found later he was tricked into going to southern Ohio, not southern Florida. Sucks to be him.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....wants all Miami games to be played at 11am on Fridays so that they are on ESPNU or ESPN2

[Falcon Fanatic]

... signed a contract for the Miami coaching job but found later he was tricked into going to southern Ohio, not southern Florida. Sucks to be him.

...wishes people would leave off the (OH) whenever he sees "Miami (OH)" in print because it reminds him of that contract trick!

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....would much rather be the head football coach at Ohio of Miami

[MarkL]

... has nightmares about Freddie Barnes.

[bgsufalcon24]

Is ever so thankful that the MAC put Toledo on his schedule this year...

Is thankful that the BG game won't be on tv so that the entire nation won't see the azz-kicking that BG puts on his team.

[BGFan]

is depressed that this thread hasn't hit 3 pages.

[1987alum]

... fully supports the PC Police who changed his school's mascot.