Toledo Coach Tim Beckman...

[Redwingtom]

...traded for Freddie Barnes and Tyler Sheehan for his NCAA Fantasy Football team this week.

[VDub26Falcon]

...can't stop the Krispy Kreme deliveries so he's just going to accept it and become a fatty.

[VDub26Falcon]

...knows that the Falcon Fans really wish they still got to make fun of Tom Amstutz instead of him.

[Redwingtom]

...is thinking to himself today, "Man, does Devin Hester have a great a$$ or what?"

[daspollak]

...is hoping to grow into the 4XL coaching outfits that were passed down to him.

[rood]

...wishes people would insult him instead of his predecessor.

[Flipper]

Intends to punt on first down just to "show everyone who's the boss"...

[1987alum]

... can't decide if he likes the Harry Potter books more than the Twilight series.

[Flipper]

Refuses to read the Harry Potter books for fear of contracting Hog Warts...

[transfer2BGSU]

...wonders if he really has to pay $10 for a game ticket, plate of Shorty's BBQ + one side, a bag of Ballreich's potato chips and beverage at a tent in the Falcon Football Tailgate Park beginning at 11:00am on game day (up until the 2:00pm kickoff) or if he can just pay the $5 advanced ticket fee.

[TG1996]

...is dreading the trip down I-75 Friday, but can't wait to see Joe & Gertie's barn.

[1987alum]

... lost his password.

[BGorDeath]

Likes to scratch his taint then smell his finger.

[falconfan1999]

is doing a better job for BG by coaching at Toledo!

wants to get in touch with Scooter McDougle's bookie to put some bets on BG to cover the spread!

[footballguy51]

...told his team, "Come on, this is the battle of I-75, lets beat the Rockets!" out of habit.