Toledo Coach Tim Beckman...

[Peregrinner]

...wants to change Toledo's colors to Red and Black and make their logo a Hammer and Sickle, because...

...he thought it looked so good on their scoreboard the first time.

[JoeFalcon]

[JoeFalcon]

...defense gives up more bombs than a desperate Soviet arms dealer.

[JoeFalcon]

...instinctively pronounced his loyalty to the crown while on a recent visit to London.

[JoeFalcon]

...is under serious consideration to be the next host of The Oprah Winfrey Show.

[Flipper]

Still uses the phrase "bust a move"...

[AZZZZ]

...accepted the job, thinking he was going to be coaching the Rockettes.

[transfer2BGSU]

....feels the Rockette defense can handle Freddie Barnes without a problem

[threestooges]

... is gonna try to lose as quickly as possible, so he can rush over to AA and get into the women's game for a buck.

[Falconfliccbone]

...will be up at 3am to get the stocking stuffers for his team since they will be home over Christmas and New Year's since they won't be going bowling.

[always a falcon]

....doesn't floss

[jacojdm]

...watches the Jay Leno show.

[Peregrinner]

...is planning to steal Chris Bullock away right before the game and hand him the ball every single play, leading to a 5,000 yard single game rushing performance.

[VDub26Falcon]

..wonders what point Joe Falcon is trying to make.

[Peregrinner]

Woke his players with a stirring keytar rendition of Ay Ziggy Zoomba today, then sobbed uncontrollably.