Idaho Vandals HC Robb Akey

[1boisebro]

... flew to atlanta when he first heard he was playing the falcons. then to kentucky when he heard it was bowling green. then to denver when he heard the game was being played on the broncos home field. no word where he is now.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

... flew to atlanta when he first heard he was playing the falcons. then to kentucky when he heard it was bowling green. then to denver when he heard the game was being played on the broncos home field. no word where he is now.

...did not join the mile high club on any of these flights

[ZiggyZoomba]

...wishes he could go by the anagram of his name "Ray Kebob."

[1boisebro]

... refers to himself in the 5th person.

... calls himself a "northpaw" because he's right-handed.

... thinks an "emoticon" is a prisoner with sensitivity issues.

... belongs to oprah's "pamphlet of the month" club.

... changed his last name from Aakey to Akey because having two letters next to each other like that is just weird, yo.

[SB-50]

...Has a vacation home in Ruby Ridge

[AZZZZ]

...chews with his mouth open.

[rood]

...kisses with his mouth closed.

[MarkL]

... hates Mr. Potato Head.

[Bleeding Orange]

...loves to tell people that he lives and works in Hog Heaven.

[bgsufalcon24]

...loves to tell people that he lives and works in Hog Heaven.

Doesn't believe in global warming, so he gets in there, and wastes some energy

[1987alum]

... never watched "The Princess Bride."

[Redwingtom]

...had to have the rescue squad remove his tongue from a metal pole after he was double-dog dared.

[VDub26Falcon]

...skips over the "Triple-Dare" and goes straight to the "Triple DOG Dare."

[Redwingtom]

...chews with his mouth open.

[1987alum]

... doesn't trust The Weather Channel.