Idaho Vandals HC Robb Akey

[Rightupinthere]

.... thinks mixing metaphores is as easy as falling off a bicycle.

[rood]

.... thinks mixing metaphores is as easy as falling off a bicycle.

...thinks metaphores are signals about semaphores.

[Redwingtom]

...wants a Mr. Microphone for Christmas so he can pick up good looking chicks in his convertible.

[1987alum]

... doesn't mind shopping for groceries until that pushy cashier insists on him deciding between paper and plastic.

[Flipper]

...feels like he's putting one over on everyone when he takes a penny...feels cheted when he leaves a penny....

[Redwingtom]

...idolizes Roosevelt Franklin by talking loudly and carrying a little stick.

[mjmorefield]

...is pretty sure he can drive a golf ball farther than Tiger can drive an Escalade.

[mjmorefield]

...won the Nobel Prize for future advancements to football coaching.

[h2oville rocket]

.... thinks mixing metaphores is as easy as falling off a bicycle.

...thinks metaphores are signals about semaphores.

thinks metaphore is what you say when you pick up a mediocre looking girl in a bar: "There weren't any tens there last night but I metaphore".

[michhiker28]

thinks he has quite a few good semaphores on the team, a few redheaded freshmen, and a couple of old people.


-MH

[Pete Segaard]

...idolizes Roosevelt Franklin by talking loudly and carrying a little stick.

..., but favorite football player is Clifford Franklin


and favorite Franklin quote is "The football's like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin's the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin's the only man comin' down wid it."

[falconfan1999]

..... admires Jon Lovitz for his manly love handles!

[rood]

...voted for Golden Tate for the Belitnikoff Award. (The bastard!)

[falconfan1999]

prefers to shower, with the lights off!

[Jacobs4Heisman]

...enjoys a nice pair of slacks.