Who's going? I am! If I am driving to Anderson iN these snowy conditions, I better see that jigglin' and bouncin' from the dance team I haven't seen in a while. NO INTERPRETIVE DANCE AT HALFTIME! YOU HEAR ME?
And, if McElroy plays, he better be sober. If not, I hope pot affects him like it does a snowboarder.
Plus, the popcorn better be fresh. I mean FRESH! I want it warm. Servers should at least put the box under their armpit while getting it. MAKE AN EFFORT GLADDIO!
As Bob Barker would say, help control the pet population, have your Huskie spade and neutered!
