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Yeah.... I'm downtown.... can you tell me where I can find a bathroom.
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Judas! A beverage?
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This website's a wet dream for some folks on this site... ;)

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Tornados suck.
"Regarding BGSU, I would think their biggest strength is that they never give up, They never slow down and they battle hard even after the other team scores. We have to be on our game and never, ever take the foot off the gas for a second."
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Hey, Soul Sister!!
"Regarding BGSU, I would think their biggest strength is that they never give up, They never slow down and they battle hard even after the other team scores. We have to be on our game and never, ever take the foot off the gas for a second."
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
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Bitchin' Camero - Dude!!!
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I received an employment denial letter in the form of a broadcast email which was poorly written [mixing plural and singular articles in the same sentence.] Evidently, I was not qualified enough for their standards.

It's going to take me some time to get over THIS.
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After being told I would hear about a job two weeks post-interview I sent a follow-up letter after not hearing for four weeks. Their letter responding to my response said "You were told you would hear within two weeks and you will. Please be patient." This was two years ago by the way and they haven't filled the position or notified any of the interviewees of the status. A Miami guy was in charge of the clusterf.
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Monkey News
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"Freezing the Balls Off the Brass Monkey," a Navy Phrase about Cannon Balls-Fiction!

Summary of the eRumor
This piece of alleged history explains that in the olden days of sailing ships, cannon balls were stacked on the decks on brass plates called "monkeys." The plates had indentions in them that held the balls on the bottoms of the stacks. Brass, however, expands and contracts with the temperature and if it got cold enough, the cannon balls could fall...giving real foundation to the phrase "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

The Truth
According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term "brass monkey" and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey's extremities, appears to have originated in the book "Before the Mast" by C.A. Abbey. It was said that it was so cold that it would "freeze the tail off a brass monkey." The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls
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Huffin' and hissin' guess he wasn't bluffin'
Nebuchadnezzar shoved 'em in the hottest of ovens
But hold on kiddies
'Cause everybody's movin' around and around and around and around

Nebby got confused and said, "I thought we threw them in with
Ropes tied 'em up -- now guys how'd they get out?
There's four bodies movin' -- there's another dude in there and
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Holey Guacamole!
"Regarding BGSU, I would think their biggest strength is that they never give up, They never slow down and they battle hard even after the other team scores. We have to be on our game and never, ever take the foot off the gas for a second."
~~USCHO Poster
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~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
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Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend.
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My bologna has a first name
It's beef guts, lips and spleen.
My bologna has a second name
Its rodent hairs unseen.

I love the tiny insect heads
and all the drugs the cows been feed.
'Cause Oscar Mayer keeps it red
15 years after its been dead.
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