Troy Head Coach Larry Blakeney...

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...has been game planning how to stop Freddie Barnes all summer

[jpfalcon09]

...still thinks he's playing a team from Kentucky.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...still thinks he's playing a team from Kentucky.

...is glad he doesn't have to go to Kentucky for the game this year

[Trojan Delta Chi]

is going to kill Bowling Green infront of a packed house in southeast Dixie.

[MarkL]

... has been dreading the day that this thread comes into existence.

[Ydfalcon]

...hopes his team's stadium's sponsor doesn't find out about the $238.57 he owes in late fees from that summer he couldn't stop watching Terms of Endearment.

[Rightupinthere]

...turns a little bit left before turning right.

[Flipper]

...is in serious need of a nose hair trim...

[bgsufn]

... moonlights as the TROJAN MAN.

[JoeFalcon]

...knows that half of the people he complains to don't care about his problems and the other half are happy he's got them.

[JoeFalcon]

...told people his name was "Gary" and attempted to score free drinks when last in BG.

[Rollo83]

Is bringing his team to the stadium in a big wooden horse.

[VDub26Falcon]

IT IS OFFICIALLY FOOTBALL SEASON!!!! I love these threads!

's favorite color is red.

[tiznow]

....is hoping the head coaching gig is a stepping stone to become T-ROY.

[BGorDeath]

...can lick himself.