Troy Head Coach Larry Blakeney...

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:36 pm

... took the job because he thought Orlando Bloom would be there.

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:53 pm

gave his QB a a pack of extra strength condoms when he asked for better protection.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:09 pm

... says cold beers as one word (colbeers).

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:57 pm

..before he completes his game plan, he always asks Sherwin Williams.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:15 pm

... spends a bit too much time every day in front of the mirror working on his hair.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:18 am

...thinks a trojan horse on his computer is a good thing.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:59 am

Looks a f** of a lot like Eddie Munster....

AyZiggy97 · Post by **AyZiggy97** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:15 am

...hates it when people confuse his team with the Western Turkey University Hilltoppers.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:03 am

...did nothing but mumble chitlins during a 15 minute Rorschach test.

Bean_Wrangler · Post by **Bean_Wrangler** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:58 am

Joined the Sun Belt so that his rainbow suspenders wouldn't be so lonely.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:14 pm

...takes all the pennies out of the penny tray at carry out stores.

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:53 pm

...watches reruns of Teletubbies.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:12 am

...makes his team listen to the Jonas Brothers every day after practice

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:20 am

Bet the house on James "Light's Out" Toney Saturday night...

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:37 am

Secretly uses Durex condoms instead of Trojans....