Troy Head Coach Larry Blakeney...

[Rightupinthere]

...did nothing but mumble chitlins during a 15 minute Rorschach test.

... needs Mr. Deity episodes explained to him.

[jpfalcon09]

...gets mad when people call USC "The Men of Troy."

[michhiker28]

Recently became a communist.

-MH

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...believes steroid users in baseball should be voted into the Hall of Fame

...thinks Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens didn't take steroids

[VDub26Falcon]

...loves hammers and sickels.

[Redwingtom]

...picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[jpfalcon09]

...petitioned to change the school's moniker to the Aikmans.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...took the job thinking he would be working at an actual Movie Gallery, not a stadium named after it

[BGDrew]

...thinks Lindsay Lohan is a moral, upstanding young lady.

[FortWayneFalcon]

...is planning to do his victory dance at KFC.

[RDA Trojan]

...is planning to do his victory dance at KFC.

Great thread guys. But anyone eating fried chicken in Troy should be doing so at Crowe's, despite the fact that highway 231 has a Popeyes, KFC, Zaxby's, Guthrie's, Hardee's, etc etc etc. Anyone coming down for the game should stop in and eat there. The sauce is like crack.

[michhiker28]

Only recently learned that crack refers to a drug.

--MH

[kdog27]

...is planning to do his victory dance at KFC.

Great thread guys. But anyone eating fried chicken in Troy should be doing so at Crowe's, despite the fact that highway 231 has a Popeyes, KFC, Zaxby's, Guthrie's, Hardee's, etc etc etc. Anyone coming down for the game should stop in and eat there. The sauce is like crack.

...Goes to Zaxby's and orders bacon cheeseburgers.

[Flipper]

...doesn't know and doesn't care..

[JoeFalcon]

...removes a shoe, lifts his leg high and displays four toes following the 3rd quarter of every game.