Troy Head Coach Larry Blakeney...

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:58 pm

...rhymes with Gary Blackney.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:22 pm

... was under-qualified for a job at Movie Gallery, but fits right in at Movie Gallery Stadium.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:34 pm

...is betting his entire life savings on Miami of Ohio to beat Florida Saturday

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:38 pm

BGFalconfromCincy wrote:...is betting his entire life savings on Miami of Ohio to beat Florida Saturday

....knows a bookie who accepts pigs, chickens, and moonshine.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:39 pm

... is still laughing at this post from last year.
(I can't take credit for this one a year ago, but I gotta repost it. Too funny!!)

BGFan wrote:Considered this a viable option for a new uniform design stating that it "Captures the essence of what Trojan football is all about!"

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:42 pm

...is SO glad he let Paris borrow his purse.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:43 pm

...didn't like Jon & Kate Plus Eight either.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:12 pm

...pisses off other residents of the park by using bricks instead of cinder blocks to prop up his trailer.

falcfan · Post by **falcfan** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:45 am

is currently wondering "where's the scoreboard???"

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:48 am

...is roaming the Arizona desert looking for headless corpses

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:59 pm

...enjoyed last weekend down on the National Mall.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:06 pm

...can see Georgia from his house!

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:29 pm

Hopes he never has to play these guys

because he's not sure if his defense can hold them back!

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:29 pm

BGFan wrote:Hopes he never has to play these guys

because he's not sure if his defense can hold them back!

...just spit out his beer.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:43 pm

decided to coach at Troy because he thought there'd be more people dressed like Brad Pitt in the movie of the same name....