Marshall head coach Doc Holliday ....

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:35 pm

would like to change the school mascot to "The Fluttering Butterflies."

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:59 pm

...loves Val Kilmer's portrayal of himself in Tombstone.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:07 pm

... is making a list using this website for his Halloween costume.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:42 am

...really? his name actually is Doc Holliday? Maybe we should change Schilz' name to "Clanton" just to put a scare into him..

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:36 am

...is quite fond of Huckleberry Hound!

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:46 am

...coaches Marshall.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:36 pm

Woah, RWT, we try not to slander the coaches TOO much in this thread!

...stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

BillyLP · Post by **BillyLP** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:50 pm

...now introduces his team as "the guys that almost beat West Virginia"

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:20 pm

...thinks Conference USA should start a hockey conference

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:21 pm

...yells Penn State instead of Marshall during the WE ARE.... chant

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:12 am

...grabs his players knees, asks them to turn their head and cough, and then hits them in the balls with a hammer.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:14 am

…Giggles every time his Offensive Coordinator talks about "Schemes."

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:34 pm

...is a big, fat, stinky doo-doo head!

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:35 pm

...is not a real doctor

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:04 pm

is incredibly lame because he only got three pages worth of this stuff. Who's he???

Nobody......