Marshall head coach Doc Holliday ....

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:48 pm

Wonders if its incest every time he masturbates.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:22 am

Likes to leave Thundering Herds in toilets everywhere

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:38 am

...hopes BG scores early and often, so he can get more Tootsie Rolls.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:50 am

....loves dapollak because he can now ignore the last post on page three,

PresBG · Post by **PresBG** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:14 am

...can't say "trust me, I'm a doctor" and keep a straight face.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:16 am

Doc Hollliday?...more like Douche Holliday..

PresBG · Post by **PresBG** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:19 am

...is NOT the walrus. Goo goo ga choo.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:02 pm

thinks the Salvation Army is a dirty bunch of commies!

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:52 pm

falconfan1999 wrote:thinks the Salvation Army is a dirty bunch of commies!

...knows this because he is secretly a commie as well

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:09 pm

is worried that being "outed" is about being a communist or something else....

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:42 pm

...owns and operates a lemonade stand on campus.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:01 pm

..that also sells People's World.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:38 pm

has always had a crush on Topanga from Boy Meets World.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:50 pm

...when he thinks about you, he touches himself.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:56 pm

SaxyIrishTenor wrote:has always had a crush on Topanga from Boy Meets World.

...is one of many who has a crush on Topanga. Not me, I mean she was waayyyy too young, but ya know- there were surely others.