Doug Martin....

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:20 pm

...isn't quite sure how he still has this job

...can't read, and can't write

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:39 pm

... tells people he's a running back at Boise State.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:51 pm

...tells everyone that he's Dean Martin's younger, better looking brother.

sportydude1818 · Post by **sportydude1818** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:26 pm

Has two first names

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:19 pm

sportydude1818 wrote:Has two first names

and CAN'T be trusted

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:34 am

Wanted his first name to be Dig and his middle name to be
Doug.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:49 am

...is not my favorite Martin.

Kellie is

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:21 am

. . . likes when his nephews call him Uncle Martin

(this is one for the oldsters around here)

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:20 pm

's favorite facebook game is Mafia Wars, but only the part with Russian Mafia.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:47 pm

...gives apples to trick or treaters for Halloween.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:07 pm

lettered in full-contact origami in high school.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:21 pm

... is scared of Mr. Yuk

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:44 pm

likes to have a few with Frank Solich and then grab a meal with Tom Amstutz!

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:46 pm

falconfan1999 wrote:likes to have a few with Frank Solich and then grab a meal with Tom Amstutz!

and they each leave him with the bill

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:04 pm

...can tell how BG's season is going based on the length of the "Bash the opposing coach" thread.