Miami Coach Mike Haywood...

[Redwingtom]

...is so ugly they can't even put his face on his bio page!

Mike Haywood

[always a falcon]

..has his team fired up for the game this Saturday.

[MarkL]

... wishes people would confuse him with Heywood Banks.

[BGFan]

... set Big Butter Jesus on fire. He claims it haunted him at night.

[MarkL]

... thought he had accepted a job in Coral Gables, Florida. Then he was told the job was in Oxford, so he thought he was heading to Mississippi. Then he found out truth and wanted back on Charlie Weis' coaching staff.

[daspollak]

... thought he had accepted a job in Coral Gables, Florida. Then he was told the job was in Oxford, so he thought he was heading to Mississippi. Then he found out truth and wanted back on Charlie Weis' coaching staff.

He still wanted back on the staff even after Weis was fired.

[footballguy51]

Somebody has to do it.

Miami Coach Mike Haywood Jablome.

[falconfan1999]

got his team's uniforms at American Eagle

[daspollak]

Went shopping at J Crew shortly after being hired.

Wishes his contract was the size of a typical trust fund for a Miami student.

[1987alum]

Wants to open up the discussion about Miami's mascot; he wants to get rid of the Redhawk and replace it with a red M & M

[falconfan1999]

wishes his players studied game films with the same passion they study Jersey Shore!

[Redwingtom]

Your name has "wood" in it!

[falconfan1999]

secretly wishes he was as popular as Bo Schembechler in Columbus or Woody Hayes in Ann Arbor!

[1987alum]

dressed as Miley Cyrus for Halloween

[Falcon Fanatic]

dressed as Miley Cyrus for Halloween

But secretly loves Lindsay Lohan!!!