Miami Coach Mike Haywood...

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:39 pm

borrowed the Fat Boys workout regime and instilled it at J.Crew U.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:38 am

...lets his dog poop in your yard.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:47 pm

...is Charlie Coles minus 20 years and a personality.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:49 pm

...finds deep, redemptive meaning to things that ain't got that swing.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:56 pm

...called on local labor leaders to bus in hundreds of Abercrombie and Hollister workers for the game.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:01 pm

...records all Ohio State games and fast forwards through everything but shots of the sweater vest.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:08 pm

...delivers all pregame, halftime and postgame speeches in Iambic pentameter.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:44 am

practices his kegel breathing techniques before each game in case his water breaks!

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:43 pm

..hates hockey.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:49 pm

...can't figure out what happened to Flipper.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:12 am

... banned Oddball from MACbbs.*

*There some history to this very inside joke.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:13 am

.... showed up with his team ready to play Saturday.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:44 am

drinks from a water bottle with his pinkie extended

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:34 pm

is stoked that this game will be broadcast live on the "Ocho."

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:04 am

has patterned his adult life after the "Night at the Roxbury" guys