Toledo Coach Tim Beckman...

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:46 pm

...is still trying to perfect his "invention" of the whistle-pen

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:15 pm

is bigger than life, and thus has his own website. Also appears to be rather satisfied with himself.

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:42 pm

Is working really hard to fit into Tom's old coaching gear.

factman · Post by **factman** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:46 pm

.....as Coach Clawson said at the breakfast this morning, "but he has on orange boxers!"

factman · Post by **factman** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:48 pm

..........is sad to hear that he won't have any friends around when Coach Ward goes back to Findlay!! He likes orange better too.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:54 pm

...has perfected an exercise to increase the size of his neck without increasing the size of his brain.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:06 pm

...excitedly called his realtor after being told of his classic Napoleon complex.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:09 pm

...had Tony Robbins attend one of his recent seminars on self promotion.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:12 pm

...brags about his past participation in the "G-20 Summitt," a poker game in the basement of Ohio State President Gordon Gee.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:18 pm

...did a tortured duet with Eminem of Stan at a recent campus concert.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:50 pm

really thinks that the "rocket" outside of the glASS bowl is a WMD

Dimes · Post by **Dimes** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:24 am

....wonders why Steve Spurrier is pissed at him.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:14 am

...is the father of the Doyt Perry screaming chick who can't do the BG-SU cheer correctly.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:41 pm

misses Gregg Brandon

musicman2343 · Post by **musicman2343** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:39 pm

falconfan1999 wrote:really thinks that the "rocket" outside of the glASS bowl is a WMD

is confused when people criticize "Dubya" for saying "nucyaler"...