Toledo Coach Tim Beckman...

[falconfan1999]

wonders how Toledo Tom got such a manly figure

[JoeFalcon]

...recruited a player named Waldo so he could ask people to locate him in the team picture.

[JoeFalcon]

...is sick and tired of being sick and tired.

[JoeFalcon]

...plans to decline a December 24 bowl invitation if offered as it would interfere with his responsibilities as an elf.

[daspollak]

...is working on an autobiography, "Tim Beckman, I Really Am a Bad Mother F@!$%$".

[PresBG]

...thinks Blue Crew = Blues Clues.

[JoeFalcon]

...designed the "Under the Bus" phone app that allows coaches to quickly deliver derogatory comments about their players to local and national media members.

[RobbyFalcon]

...instead of wearing sunscreen, wears scary clown make-up to the beach.

[1987alum]

thinks people are mispronouncing his name when he hears about David Beckham, but doesn't understand exactly what he's supposed to be bending.

[Redwingtom]

...passes the Dutchie on the right-hand side.

[daspollak]

...only took the UT job because he has a small gambling addiction

[always a falcon]

Only eats red M&Ms.....

[falconfan1999]

likes to do the hippie-hippie shake

[goofyeuph]

likes hooters only for the wings

[falconfan1999]

goes to Wal-Mart to meet babes