Need a breast exam, don't go to a bar

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40248892/ns ... ?Gt1=43001
Woman posing as a doctor offers free breast exams to bar patrons. Who in the heck would fall for a ruse like this. I think these "victims" needed something else examined. :oops:
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Giggity.
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The 'woman' conducting the exams is a transgendered male-to-female. I really don't know what to say about that.

Maybe he/she should have come to BG a few weeks ago. Bet that this could have swayed some voters on the 7905/7906 issue. (But this isn't a politcal thread, so don't comment on that!)
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That one never worked for me. I even wear a stethoscope for credibility sake.
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h2oville rocket wrote:That one never worked for me. I even wear a stethoscope for credibility sake.
You should have used a believable alias like Berlyn Aussieahshowna.
Because a good alias that doesn't sound made up is the key to a successful ruse.
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TG1996 wrote:Giggity.
He said Giggity. :supz:
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h2oville rocket wrote:That one never worked for me. I even wear a stethoscope for credibility sake.
Now that would have been a good Halloween costume ...
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McConvey wrote:
h2oville rocket wrote:That one never worked for me. I even wear a stethoscope for credibility sake.
You should have used a believable alias like Berlyn Aussieahshowna.
Because a good alias that doesn't sound made up is the key to a successful ruse.

Percy Sterling Clemptsworth, III- and it STILL never worked. I figured some woman would buy that I was old money AND an MD. Maybe it was the four day growth, the dirty clothes and the twitching that turned them off.
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h2oville rocket wrote:
McConvey wrote:
h2oville rocket wrote:That one never worked for me. I even wear a stethoscope for credibility sake.
You should have used a believable alias like Berlyn Aussieahshowna.
Because a good alias that doesn't sound made up is the key to a successful ruse.

Percy Sterling Clemptsworth, III- and it STILL never worked. I figured some woman would buy that I was old money AND an MD. Maybe it was the four day growth, the dirty clothes and the twitching that turned them off.
That or the TU tee shirt
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oaklane2 wrote:
h2oville rocket wrote:
McConvey wrote:
h2oville rocket wrote:That one never worked for me. I even wear a stethoscope for credibility sake.
You should have used a believable alias like Berlyn Aussieahshowna.
Because a good alias that doesn't sound made up is the key to a successful ruse.

Percy Sterling Clemptsworth, III- and it STILL never worked. I figured some woman would buy that I was old money AND an MD. Maybe it was the four day growth, the dirty clothes and the twitching that turned them off.
That or the TU tee shirt

Nah - a couple of them thought Temple was a pretty good school. It was the twitching.
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