WMU Coach Bill Cubit...

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:11 am

...makes staff members say "May it please the court?" before making a point during meetings.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:12 am

...has attended the last 12 Kentucky Derbys in drag wearing a gigantic flower hat.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:13 am

...criticized the recruiting practices of the assistant volleyball coach in a move widely considered to be his "Sister Souljah" moment.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:16 am

...tried in vain to stop a relative from marrying M. Thomas Zirconia.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:44 am

...hopes the current situation in Korea will distract the world from his own tensions on the Michigan peninsula with Central and Eastern.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:48 am

...left at 4:30 AM this morning and plans to return with a toaster oven, flat screen TV, a run stopping safety and bookend tackles.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:13 am

...had a miserable Thanksgiving as he kept running from the table to the laptop to see if BG fans had started this thread yet.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:03 am

... is afraid of the giant Falcon.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:17 pm

...when laid end-to-end with 299 of his relatives equals the length of Noah's Ark.