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Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:11 am

Toledo introducing a new mascot.

http://www.utoledo.edu/Mascot/

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:25 am

My favorite part of that website is the pronounciation key that goes along with all of the proposed names.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:27 am

I offered a suggestion:

The flying phallus replacement

Maybe they will take my idea.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:40 am

footballguy51 wrote:I offered a suggestion:

The flying phallus replacement

Maybe they will take my idea.

No, we'll keep both. Its even stupider than Freida Falcon because Rocky really had no gender- its a Rocket. Several women have been Rocky over the years. Slow summer, I guess.

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:00 am

h2oville rocket wrote:. . .Rocky really had no gender- its a Rocket. . . .

Given his phallic nature, I'm questioning whether you've really actually ever seen Rocky?

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:00 am

Frieda was very cutting edge at the time. First appearing in 1966 and then becoming an official mascot in 1980. She is actually Freddie's little sister.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:19 am

Redwingtom wrote:Frieda was very cutting edge at the time. First appearing in 1966 and then becoming an official mascot in 1980. She is actually Freddie's little sister.

She's actually a student in a very hot, smelly suit.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:21 am

Lord_Byron wrote:
h2oville rocket wrote:. . .Rocky really had no gender- its a Rocket. . . .
Given his phallic nature, I'm questioning whether you've really actually ever seen Rocky?

Rockets are kinda that way no matter what. Can't really account for the blue inflatable, though. NOTHING looks like that.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:39 pm

Wow...Just wow.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:35 pm

I just noticed the new mascot will only have three fingers and a thumb on each hand. Very Simpsons like.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:40 pm

Or Ninja Turtle

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:52 pm

I love how the yellow stripe in the middle of the helmet somehow morphs into a pony tail.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:17 pm

h2oville rocket wrote:
Redwingtom wrote:Frieda was very cutting edge at the time. First appearing in 1966 and then becoming an official mascot in 1980. She is actually Freddie's little sister.

She's actually a student in a very hot, smelly suit.

But the females who don the costume also tend to be hot, so well, there you have it.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:49 am

I don't know, 87. I don't think in my years of witnessing beheadings I ever thought to myself "Damn! I need to get Frieda's number!!!"

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:44 pm

VDub26Falcon wrote:I don't know, 87. I don't think in my years of witnessing beheadings I ever thought to myself "Damn! I need to get Frieda's number!!!"

I've seen a couple- thank you. I can't say that so I'm glad you did.

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