When are Bowling Green football fans going to get a life?

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When are Bowling Green football fans going to get a life?

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We keep hearing what a great job Clawson is going to do this fall. What has he done so far? A three win season at best. BG fans get a life. You just like being the worst team in the NCAA. Oh, I forgot, his first year was 8-6 Thank you coach Brandon for leaving the team loaded and Clawson screwing it up. BG fans have nothing to look forward to this coming fall except anther losing season :butthead: And you thought Birdman would go away? I have anther two years until I become a want-a-be freshman. I'm sorry I can't even call this chump a coach. Lord have mercy on our soles for we know not what we do in our football program, that last year ended up 116 out of 116. One of these days I'll tell you what I really think of the chump who calls the football plays and ruined so many young dreams of players who come to BG and get nothing but BOOOOOOOO's
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birdman wrote:Lord have mercy on our soles for we know not what we do in our football program, that last year ended up 116 out of 116. One of these days I'll tell you what I really think of the chump who calls the football plays and ruined so many young dreams of players who come to BG and get nothing but BOOOOOOOO's

:lol: Thanks for bringing a smile to my day.

I have absolutely no idea what our feet have to do with the football program but if the Lord wants to have mercy on the soles of my feet, then I will walk around the New Student Orientation tomorrow. I know we were not 116 out 116 last year since there are 119 D-I FBS schools AND OSU vacated their season.

And are you talking about Booooo-Booooo Gates?

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I am to the point where I want Clawson to succeed more to piss off the disgruntled Brandon era ex-players than I do simply to see BG do well.

Brandon left this program in shambles with players flunking out of school and/or running from the cops. I don't know if Clawson will prove to be the guy that rebuilds it, but I sure as hell know Brandon didn't leave this program "loaded".
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hammb wrote:I am to the point where I want Clawson to succeed more to piss off the disgruntled Brandon era ex-players than I do simply to see BG do well.

Brandon left this program in shambles with players flunking out of school and/or running from the cops. I don't know if Clawson will prove to be the guy that rebuilds it, but I sure as hell know Brandon didn't leave this program "loaded".
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March 18, 2017. good a guess as any.
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H20...that is the exact date I picked in the "Urban comes back" pool.....
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hammb wrote:I am to the point where I want Clawson to succeed more to piss off the disgruntled Brandon era ex-players than I do simply to see BG do well.

Brandon left this program in shambles with players flunking out of school and/or running from the cops. I don't know if Clawson will prove to be the guy that rebuilds it, but I sure as hell know Brandon didn't leave this program "loaded".

Please, birdman CANNOT be a former Brandon football player. If he is, I'm disgusted that we wasted scholarship funds on someone and all they left BGSU with was poor spelling and grammar.
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transfer2BGSU wrote:
hammb wrote:I am to the point where I want Clawson to succeed more to piss off the disgruntled Brandon era ex-players than I do simply to see BG do well.

Brandon left this program in shambles with players flunking out of school and/or running from the cops. I don't know if Clawson will prove to be the guy that rebuilds it, but I sure as hell know Brandon didn't leave this program "loaded".

Please, birdman CANNOT be a former Brandon football player. If he is, I'm disgusted that we wasted scholarship funds on someone and all they left BGSU with was poor spelling and grammar.
You may be right. I think he's either a former player or friend/family of a former player. I'm hopeful that it's the latter; like you I hope we didn't give a scholarship to a guy with this level of intellect.
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I figured he was a friend of a former player...were there any openly gay players in the Brandon era?
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Flipper wrote:I figured he was a friend of a former player...were there any openly gay players in the Brandon era?
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Flipper wrote:I figured he was a friend of a former player...were there any openly gay players in the Brandon era?
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Clawson is a much better recruiter than Brandon and is far superior with player discipline. Our player retention and academics will shine accordingly. He has to find a way to solve scheme creavity and teaching the fundamentals at the 1A level however. We find out many of these questions this year which will provide a degree of certainty one way or another.
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Ode to a Birdman
by 1boisebro

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am........

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little Birdman in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message so
I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
The room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is brown canary one note spelled "l-i-t-e"
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette: it doesn't rest

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little Birdman your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am........

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Who stood on rocky shores,
and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job

After killing Jason off
and countless screaming Argonauts
Brownbird of friendliness
Like guardian angels nests: always near

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little Birdman in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

(and while you're at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdman in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little Birdman in your soul (Birdman in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little Birdman in your soul (Birdman in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul


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YA YA YA: all the post here and nothing said about the FACT of being the worst team ion the country. Clawson is a stiff and to bad we have to deal with him threw another season and anther bad one at that. Get a life BG fans and set the bar a lot highter concerning the football program or lack of :rolleyes:
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Since nothing makes sense in this thread, I'm going to add a hedgehog wearing boots.

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