When are Bowling Green football fans going to get a life?

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[LowryFalcon]

And now for something completely random!

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Ode to a Birdman
by 1boisebro

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am........

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little Birdman in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message so
I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
The room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is brown canary one note spelled "l-i-t-e"
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette: it doesn't rest

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little Birdman your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am........

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Who stood on rocky shores,
and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job

After killing Jason off
and countless screaming Argonauts
Brownbird of friendliness
Like guardian angels nests: always near

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little Birdman in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

(and while you're at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdman in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little Birdman in your soul (Birdman in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul

Brown canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you're at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little Birdman in your soul (Birdman in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little Birdman in your soul


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAbZzdalZh4

Our offensive line coach keeps recruiting these guys who are 235-240, not nearly big enough to play at this level. When asked why he said "Give 'em two years of college lifting and college eating and they might be giants!"

[Pete Segaard]

Please please please do NOT post the back half of this photo, of course that may distract Birdman long enough to get through (threw) football season.

[CrazyFan]

I blame Greg Brandon

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Updating the title of this thread...

When is birdman going to get a life?