Morgan State coach Donald Hill-Eley ...

[1987alum]

loves getting compliments on his hyphen.

[ZuluWarrior]

Put the hyphen in his name because he didn't just want to take on his wife's last name when they were married.

[AZZZZ]

mows his lawn the same direction every week.

[BGorDeath]

Thought the Morgan State was named after the Captain and hoped to get free rum when he took the job.

[Flipper]

Thought he would be coaching Morgan Fairchild...yeah...Morgan Fairchild..that's the ticket...

(Jon Lovitz was pretty funny back in the day)

[1987alum]

often refers to himself as "The Donald."

Thought he would be coaching Morgan Fairchild...yeah...Morgan Fairchild..that's the ticket...

(Jon Lovitz was pretty funny back in the day)

And Morgan Fairchild was smokin' hot!

[VDub26Falcon]

...is considering lengthening his name to compete with BenJarvus Green-Ellis

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....is still trying to figure out where the state of Morgan is in the United States

[VDub26Falcon]

...thought he would be interviewing with Morgan Freeman.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....took the job thinking he would be working with Morgan Spurlock on Super Size Me 2

[h2oville rocket]

...thought he would be coaching an equestrian team when he applied at Morgan State.

[h2oville rocket]

...likes to say "We've really got some horses on the line".

[h2oville rocket]

...loves NW Ohio universities and named himself after BG's most notable geographic feature and Toledo's most notable quarterback.

...can't spell Ealey.

[Oldballcoach61]

thought he would be coaching " Morgana State" , and was up for the BIG challenge!

[FortWayneFalcon]

....is planning a few trick plays for his first offensive drive.