West Virginia Head Coach Dana Holgorsen...

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:35 pm

likes to eat a well roasted woodchuck!

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:41 pm

Wonders and wishes why Bowling Green wasn't playing Michigan this year.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:13 am

is half cousin of the Halfgorsen family.

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:44 am

1987alum wrote:is half cousin of the Halfgorsen family.

and is also quarter cousin of the Halfgorsen family on the other side.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:12 am

Pete Segaard wrote:
1987alum wrote:is half cousin of the Halfgorsen family.
and is also quarter cousin of the Halfgorsen family on the other side.

dated Halfgorsen's exclusively when he was in school even though he "ain't much for no fancy book learnin'!"

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:19 am

Is busy readying "his boys" to beat those HILLTOPPERS!

-MH

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:02 am

Thinks Saturday Night Live is funnier now than it was 20 years ago....

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:20 am

....douches with moonshine.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:23 am

Keeps returning his atlas to the bookstore because it doesn't show East Virginia.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:26 am

...hates puppies.

sportydude1818 · Post by **sportydude1818** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:36 am

Paid a 15 year old Boy to show up at Bill Stewart's Hotel room , than called "Chris Hanson" from dateline NBC.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:43 am

prefers Coke over Pepsi, but would really rather have a Mr. Pibb.

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:18 pm

...Is a Fascist!!

...Doesn't realize that all other coaches that face BG are communists, not fascists

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:24 pm

...wonders if while driving across Kentucky to Morgantown the Falcon football tean could pick up a sixer of

cuz' he's really been jonsin' fer one.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:30 pm

...believes True Lies named the character after him.

Also enjoys fantasicing that Arnold Schwarzenegger has to save him from a fighter jet and a mad man.