Toledo Head Coach Tim Beckman ...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:33 pm

cannot bend it like Beckham.

camkru9701 · Post by **camkru9701** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:04 am

Will take his first conference loss on Saturday (the Homecoming Streak is Over)

Ydfalcon · Post by **Ydfalcon** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:46 am

... coaches Toledo.

No worse insult than that.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:21 am

...believes blue and gold are the most original colors in college football.

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:09 am

Ydfalcon wrote:... coaches Toledo.

No worse insult than that.

and secretly cries into his pillow at night.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:04 am

Hates following Tom Amstutz in the buffet line at Golden Corral.

Globetrotter · Post by **Globetrotter** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:15 am

Would have looked excellent in Brown and orange.

factman · Post by **factman** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:20 am

Has tendonitis in his right shoulder and elbow from patting himself on the back!

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:47 am

...has stated being at Ohio State is "every boy's dream", yet finds himself at Toledo, every boy's nightmare.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:43 pm

...blames Gregg Brandon for this thread.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:10 pm

Ydfalcon wrote:... coaches Toledo.

No worse insult than that.

...is upset that you stole what I was going to say

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:08 pm

considers People of Wal-mart a family reunion photo album.

Rocket_Fanatic · Post by **Rocket_Fanatic** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:15 pm

Falconfreak90 wrote:Hates following Tom Amstutz in the buffet line at Golden Corral.

Bravo!

that was funny

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:02 pm

Has blown more leads than the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross....

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:04 pm

Flipper wrote:Has blown more leads than the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross....

...has also blown more leads than the cast of "Glen, Garry, Glen and Ross."