Toledo Head Coach Tim Beckman ...

[falconfan1999]

is placing a bet with Scooter McDougle before the game!

[vwfalcon]

is still waiting for his secret stash that he thought came with his home field...

[1987alum]

refused to learn how to operate his DVR.

[falconfan1999]

is trying to get the Big East officiating crew from Syracuse flown into to Bowling Green in time for the game!

[MarkL]

... is eyeing every single potential head coach opening and has already submitted his resume. Sleeps every night wish visions of wearing visors from Oregon State, Arizona, Kansas, Purdue, Ohio State, Boston College, etc.

[Redwingtom]

...lives in a van down by the Ottawa River.

[factman]

.....is so happy they are copying this thread on their board so he can get even.

[1987alum]

wonders why Lady Gaga hasn't covered Queen's Radio Ga Ga.

[Redwingtom]

...doubles as Birdman's piss boy.

[Flipper]

...smells like a mixture of brussel sprouts, week old chicken paprikash and camphor....

[footballguy51]

Turns everything into a penis joke.

[jpfalcon09]

...chews his food with his mouth open

[Redwingtom]

...C-K-S! [figured this would be the only thing a Toledo fan might understand]

[musicman2343]

even wonders why ut gets the Peace Pipe permanently...

[1987alum]

...C-K-S! [figured this would be the only thing a Toledo fan might understand]

planted the only tree on BG's campus

(figured they might get that, too, though no one who has actually been on campus does).