Kent State Coach Darrell Hazell...

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:32 am

...is finding life in the MAC ain't easy.

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:42 am

... can't be trusted because he has two first names, both women's.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:28 am

has a brother named Larry and another brother named Darrell.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:58 am

bitches about Bowling Green's attendance, too.

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:12 am

BGorDeath wrote:bitches about Bowling Green's attendance, too.

Thinks BG's attendance is NFL caliber compared to Kent State's...

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:18 pm

.... picks up women at the bar asking if they would like to see his Hazell nuts.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:54 pm

...roots against Rocky in the 4th installment of the series...

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:40 pm

Needs the thread title to read "Kent State's 'Coach' Darrell Hazell"

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:17 pm

's middle name is Mabell.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:58 pm

...wishes his mom had kept the apostrophes in his name. Dar'rell Haz'ell looks sooooo much cooler on the big screen.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:05 am

...can't read and can't write

BillyLP · Post by **BillyLP** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:51 am

BGFalconfromCincy wrote:...can't read and can't write

...has had numerous people attempt to explain this joke to him, but still doesn't get it.

Matty B · Post by **Matty B** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:54 pm

... Would be much happier if all his players played football the way that Antonio Gates played football while he was at KSU...

Matty B · Post by **Matty B** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:56 pm

... has been searching furiously through the record books looking for Antonio Gates' receiving totals since the day he was hired.

musicman2343 · Post by **musicman2343** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:06 pm

wonders whether they named the university after Clark Kent and when Superman will show up again...