Akron Coach Terry Bowden...

[Falconfreak90]

Thinks the Akron fans should adopt the FSU tomahawk chop...

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...is the head coach of the Akron football team, and still hates Zippy

[Falcon137]

....wanted to know if bbq Kangaroo was any good after seeing Zippy.

[Flipper]

Looks like a Campbell's soup kid

[1987alum]

misses the Rubber Bowl jokes

[Lord_Byron]

. . . wonders why the Vice-President for School Engagement wants him to wear sweater vests.

[transfer2BGSU]

...cannot understand why Moonpies and RC Cola are not found in every dadgum convenience store in the Akron area

[jpfalcon09]

...looks nothing like I remember.

...has put on a lot of weight.

...still hasn't realized he gave Chuck Amato a job.

...thought Zippy was a wallaby.

[kdog27]

misses the Rubber Bowl jokes

...but didn't get the rubber bowl jokes.

[BGFan]

...puts rubbers on his feet.

[Redwingtom]

...is consulting with the Detroit Lions Special Teams Coach in order to deal with Boo Boo.

[BGorDeath]

...paid the Alabama guy to poison the Auburn trees.

[1987alum]

... asked his assistant coaches to refer to him as T-Bow.

[Rightupinthere]

.... wants the school to contract Terry Bowden to come in for a motivational talk to his players.

http://www.terrybowden.com/Home.html

[1987alum]

Plans to watch tonight's debate, but won't understand much of it.