Blade overstates the obvious!!!!

83falcon · Post by **83falcon** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:16 am

Headline in the sports page of todays(1-26-05)Blade-"Amstutz travels far and wide..................."
I ask you-How else is that man going to travel but wide?!?!

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:32 am

83falcon wrote:Headline in the sports page of todays(1-26-05)Blade-"Amstutz travels far and wide..................."
I ask you-How else is that man going to travel but wide?!?!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:36 am

Does Tommy pay for two seats? How would you like to sit next to him? You know he's asking for one of those seat belt extenders.

Then again, I'm tipping the scale at a biscuit under 300lbs these days, so who am I to criticize?

factman · Post by **factman** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:41 am

Flip-
I think you have about 100 or so pounds to go, before you have to be quiet!!

Rollo83 · Post by **Rollo83** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:51 am

The airport security personnel in Las Vegas and Florida and California and Newark should all know University of Toledo football coach Tom Amstutz by his first name.

I ask you, if you were a security guard and had to search this guy more than once wouldn't you remember him?

I suppose the conversation between airport security goes like this, "Here comes lard ass again. Bill you take him this time."

So I guess the do know him by name!

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:51 am

Rollo83 wrote: I ask you, if you were a security guard and had to search this guy more than once wouldn't you remember him?

I suppose the conversation between airport security goes like this, "Here comes lard ass again. Bill you take him this time."

So I guess the do know him by name!

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:00 pm

I ask you, if you were a security guard and had to search this guy ...

I would call for back up.

RossfordFalcon · Post by **RossfordFalcon** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:35 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
I ask you, if you were a security guard and had to search this guy ...
I would call for back up.

I think a couple of guys could get the job done. Maybe.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:00 pm

I'd ask for back up, a gas mask, a week off for counseling and time and a half for hazardous duty.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:37 pm

Ehh, just get me really drunk. I tend to do things beyond the norm when I am inebriated, so it is logical to assume that I'd be willing to search him. If nothing else it would be entertaining, eh?

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:20 pm

The completion of such a task on Jabba is supposedly the premise for Episode 5 in the new "Simple Life" series with Paris and Nicole.

Blade overstates the obvious!!!!

Blade overstates the obvious!!!!

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