Bill Blankenship...

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:11 pm

...went to recruit in Florida and came back with a verbal commitment from a pelican.

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:06 am

...doesn't believe the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:09 am

Falcon Fanatic wrote:...doesn't believe the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about.

That's because he failed to put his right foot in, and pull his right foot out, and put his right foot in and shake it all about.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:43 am

Tried to schedule a bye week around the opening of the next Hunger Games movie

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:12 am

...took a dump that stunk so bad he named it Todd Graham.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:24 pm

...doesn't believe bacon is the greatest food ever

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:56 pm

...drinks a giant glass of prune juice every morning.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:27 am

...loves a good snuff film.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:32 am

...is aroused by the thought that Miley Cyrus may in fact be a plushie...

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:38 am

kdog27 wrote:...took a dump that stunk so bad he named it Todd Graham.

Hopefully has more class than to try to run up the score IF he's fortunate enough to have a comfortable lead late in the game.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:25 pm

...asked his coaching staff the simple question "How old is the oldest person you've ever known?" before attempting to sell them insurance.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:26 pm

...answers to Billy Bob, Billy Joe and will.i.am.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:29 pm

...has scheduled a 2015 game against Moonshine U. at a NASCAR infield.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:31 pm

...doesn't know that dressing "not to make a statement" is essentially making a statement in and of itself.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:34 am

...hates puppies.