Soooooo....this Paul Haynes guy...

[Flipper]

he's the football coach at Kent State.

and he wears white socks with sandals

[Pete Segaard]

winks at himself in a mirror as he passes, thinking of his undefeated record as head football coach at KSU.

[ZuluWarrior]

is regretting his decision this week to not become a basketball coach.

[Falcon137]

...picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[jpfalcon09]

...can't wait to get his Haynes on you.

[Beaker]

Got the job at Kent because in his interview with the athletic director he said, "Just wait til I get my Haynes on you."

Too slow to hit the enter button- JP got it in just before me

[transfer2BGSU]

...believes in wearing white clothing after Labor Day.

[Pete Segaard]

said, and I quote,"I'll even get my hair styled just like Darrell!"

[VDub26Falcon]

...wants to change the main color of Kent State to red because...

[musicman2343]

...wants to change the main color of Kent State to red because...

HE'S A COMMUNIST!

[MajorFalcon92]

Will be very 'brief" during the press conference after his loss to BG.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

thinks BG concessions did a superb job during the Tulsa game

[Flipper]

...is paying hush money to the Amish mafia to keep the "sheep incident" out of the papers...

[transfer2BGSU]

...thinks he's Batman!

[mmisbg]

And would admittedly make a better batman than Ben Affleck.

And no, that's not a compliment.