Akron Coach Terry Bowden...

pdt1081 · Post by **pdt1081** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:16 pm

Just gonna leave this here....

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:38 pm

^^^Speaking of "Spanx"^^^

mjmorefield wrote:
kdog27 wrote:...is the head coach at Akron
(No need for the low blow)

...wears Spanx to help keep his girlish figure.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:12 am

...recruiting visits involve nothing more than him singing a Hank Williams album a capella.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:13 am

...regularly calls sports talk radio shows as "Terrance from Alabama"

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:14 am

...has never had wins vacated by the NCAA but has had teeth vacated by the dentist.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:16 am

...spends an inordinate amount of time contemplating what Ryan Lochte would do.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:18 am

...doesn't believe that whomever smelt it, dealt it.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:27 am

...is a top contender for the "Amstutz Trophy"....awarded annually to the coach that least resembles an athlete....

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:42 pm

...enjoys the teachings of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin...

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:37 am

...wants to "change the culture" of the program by mandating they speak Japanese and wear kimonos.

falcon83 · Post by **falcon83** » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:06 pm

Is really an assistant to the sweater vest.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:21 pm

...understood what was going on while watching the America's Cup.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:22 pm

...thinks "lending credence" is when he let his buddy borrow his Willy and the Poor Boys album.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:29 pm

...likes his dadgum tootsie rolls

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:03 pm

transfer2BGSU wrote:...likes his dadgum tootsie rolls

...hopes the people who are throwing tootsie rolls throw some his way Saturday