Rod Carey...

Falcon137 · Post by **Falcon137** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:04 am

....is the luckiest SOB in college football.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:38 am

...keeps a notebook he refers to as "The Carey Diaries"

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:50 am

...is known to lend encouragement to wayward sons.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:56 am

...visits impovrished regions of El Salvador to see "NIU 2013 Orange Bowl Champions!" gear being worn.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:58 am

...has actual stepping stools in his office and the coaches conference room.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:41 pm

... is winless in championship games.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:50 pm

...tells people that Drew is his brother in the hope that it will score him a free drink....

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:53 pm

... went into coaching because he was too old to play Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:20 pm

chooses American Coney Island over Lafayette Coney Island*

*only Detroiters will appreciate the reference.

AZZZZ · Post by **AZZZZ** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:39 pm

...named his daughter Voices.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:45 pm

...goes to strip clubs for the lunch buffet.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:28 pm

... chose to coach at NIU for the red color scheme because he is a .......

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:43 pm

MarkL wrote:... chose to coach at NIU for the red color scheme because he is a .......

COMMUNIST!

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:50 am

...was told by the INS that "getting an invitation to the Fiesta Bowl" is code for getting deported to Mexico.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:41 pm

.....drives a foreign made car with a "Go Bucks" bumper sticker.