Pitt HC Paul Chryst...

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:16 pm

...tells everyone his name is pronounced "Christ"...

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:49 pm

Flipper wrote:...tells everyone his name is pronounced "Christ"...

...which is a trick he picked up from Todd Graham.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:38 pm

... wants Heinz Field to be renamed Grey Poupon Field.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:06 pm

Thinks it was easier being governor of Florida.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:52 am

...is way way way over his head at Pitt.

musicman2343 · Post by **musicman2343** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:35 am

FortWayneFalcon wrote:...is way way way over his head at Pitt.

and is finding out Pitt is a pit.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:05 am

...now understands why Dan Marion got high a lot at Pitt...

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:41 am

...slyly says "Well, this debate isn't likely to end anytime soon" as a mechanism to end debates.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:42 am

...thinks a fait accompli is when the rapper Akon said "Guilty" to the judge in court but didn't really mean it.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:45 pm

...doesn't get why Pitt moved to the Atlantic Coast Conference, and feels they would be a better geographic fit in the Pacific 12 Conference

Rollo83 · Post by **Rollo83** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:14 pm

Wishes his brother was still commissioner of the MAC.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:33 am

...wants to know where pajama boy bought his onesie...