No More Jareds

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No More Jareds

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After much analysis, I believe I have found a flaw in BG's football recruiting system. It seems that every recruit named Jared will decommit in 2014. With 100% accuracy (2 for 2) the system has proved foolproof. Both Jared Weyler and Jared Coker will or have decommitted. So, to save future heartaches, please do not recruit anymore players named Jared. :P Not even Jared from Subway. Pulling tongue out of cheek.
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At first I thought you typed "jarheads"....which seemed odd because I don't think we have any former Marines on the squad. I hope Jared Cohen doesn't see this...it might hurt his feelings.
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fredthefalcon wrote:After much analysis, I believe I have found a flaw in BG's football recruiting system. It seems that every recruit named Jared will decommit in 2014. With 100% accuracy (2 for 2) the system has proved foolproof. Both Jared Weyler and Jared Coker will or have decommitted. So, to save future heartaches, please do not recruit anymore players named Jared. :P Not even Jared from Subway. Pulling tongue out of cheek.

Your "theory" only holds true IF the "Jared's" are OL. =D>
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Weyler has indeed flipped to Minnesota.....
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Minnesota also flips Kent State's top WR recruit, Isaiah Gentry. Jerry Kill is building a MAC powerhouse up there in Minny...
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