VMI Head Coach Sparky Woods...

[Critical Thinker]

...will wear white after today.

[TG1996]

...has a sworn enemy named Smokey the Bear.

[mscarn]

...is constantly bragging about how good a distant relative named Eldrick is at golf.

[mscarn]

...gets confused looks on recruiting trips after explaining that he's from "the Institute"

[Beaker]

Has had his team working on wide receiver screens and draw plays this week.

[Globetrotter]

If he stands for four hours straight, contact your doctor immediately.

[Flipper]

...is taking a "to hell with the Upton nudes, lemme see the Verlanders" approach to the photo leaks...

[mscarn]

...takes credit for the emergence of Nike SPARQ combine testing.

[mscarn]

...plays chess while his opponents are playing checkers and loses to them at checkers.

[mscarn]

...has worked at the Virginia Military Institute, the Virginia Culinary Institute, the National Oceanographic Institute, the Manhattan Institute and Arby's.

[mscarn]

...operates a high-end burlap bag business called "Sacks 5th Avenue"

[Flipper]

...prefers to be called "Steely Dan"...

[Rollo83]

...real name is Clark Griswold.

[Globetrotter]

May give BG the only win of the year

[BGFan]

...woody looks like a spark plug.