Wisconsonen coach Gary Andersen

[Flipper]

....sincerely hopes his defense isn't on the field for 113 plays this Saturday...

[Dayons_Den]

.... Takes tuna fish sandwiches as a carry on snack during flights

[factman]

........his real job is making windows.

[BGFan]

....always pauses when writing his last name because he can't remember if it ends in "en" or "on".

[Beaker]

Gets annoyed when people misspell Wisconsin.

[transfer2BGSU]

Was the first NFL kicker to have a "perfect regular season," successfully making every field goal and every PAT during regular season play in 1998.

Oh wait, that was Gary Anderson not Wisconsonen coach Gary Andersen

[mscarn]

...has cousin Arthur do all his accounting.

[mscarn]

...has his entire defensive playbook carved into a block of cheddar cheese.

[mscarn]

...was inspired by Scotland and declared his team's independence from the UW athletic department.

[footballguy51]

...is seen here warming up to sing the national anthem.

[mscarn]

...thinks Les Aspen is a tourism initiative from the city of Vail, Colorado.

[AZZZZ]

...hands out floss and sample size toothpaste for Halloween.

[Critical Thinker]

...thinks the best puns are "cheesy" ones. *rimshot*

[ZuluWarrior]

He has been told to stop his public display of affection with Barry Alvarez's bust.

[mscarn]

...wanted to change the 4th quarter student tradition of "Jump Around" to "Sit Quietly and Read"