Massachusetts Head Coach Mark Whipple

[jpfalcon09]

...likes to whipple it, whipple it good.

[Class of 61]

Keeps squeezing the Charmin!

[kdog27]

...could careless what you have to say because irregardless the point is mute.

[footballguy51]

...over pronounces the h in his name.

[mscarn]

...is really Frank Abagnale Jr. pretending to be a football coach.

[mscarn]

..has offered scholarships to Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian. (Willy is wicked smart and went to Harvard)

[Critical Thinker]

...once gave his assistant coach a dictionary after hearing him say "mark my words."

[mscarn]

...astutely encouraged the English Department to rethink the nickname of its "Introducing Shakespeare In Society" program.

[mscarn]

...signed a petition to ban the use of all Indiana mascots.

[factman]

...ask his brother, Ed, to give him a scouting report on Bowling Green!

[BGorDeath]

Believes that Derek Jeter deserves all of the hype for his retirement...and is an asshole for believing it.

[ZuluWarrior]

Loves tuna fish, hates chicken salad..

[falconmondo]

...has a brother in the admin at BGSU

[BGFan]

...has a trick play up his sleeves called the Triple Whipple