Toledo Head Coach Matt Campbell

[jpfalcon09]

...secretly smells his own farts.

[Critical Thinker]

...is unsure if "No Shave November" includes point shaving.

[Falconwriter]

... wishes he could instagram himself with Justin Bieber inside Big Ben's jockstrap.

I needed to correct this for you.

[TG1996]

...is unsure if "No Shave November" includes point shaving.

...has "Gary" on speed dial. His mom is #1, his dentist is #2, Gary is #O/U 3.5

[mscarn]

...has a framed napkin with the slogan "Campbell 4 Toledo" on his desk.

[mscarn]

...attended Mount Union expecting to see a memorial to Jimmy Hoffa.

[mscarn]

...thinks that all ex officio members of UT's Board of Trustees used to referee college football games.

[BGFan]

...has no arms and no legs and lays by a door.

[zete]

Wishes he looked older so he would be taken a little more seriously when he applies for Illinois job.

[jpfalcon09]

...is sad that this rivalry is dead as a doorknob.

[Critical Thinker]

...is only dressing 40 players for the BG game. The rest will dress themselves.

[footballguy51]

...uses Christmas music for hype music.

[BGSU33]

.....has some jacked-up teeth and wears some nasty-ass hats.

[Beaker]

Rushed home after work one night recently so he could get the weekly circular and cut out all the great coupons for Thanksgiving meal fixins from Churchills.

[falconfan1999]

Wishes his program was a clean as Marshalls and florida states!