Purdue Coach Darrell Hazell

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:35 pm

Tells people his name is pronounced "Da-rell Ha-zell"

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:32 pm

Claims to be the best French kisser because that's what his cousin told him.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:05 am

... is tired of hearing the students ask when basketball season starts.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:12 am

mjmorefield wrote:...has 2 brothers, Larry and Darryl.

And a sister named Witch.

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:40 am

. . . is a big fan of certain early 1960s TV:

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:42 am

...thinks the concession and game-day operations at the Doyt went smoothly.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:49 am

...lost his complimentary all-you-can-eat privileges at Appleby's after benching his starting QB.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:57 am

...spends half his day turning down people who want to order chicken in bulk.

Critical Thinker · Post by **Critical Thinker** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 4:03 pm

...started the hashtag #JustPurdueIt to promote PU's Nike gear because "it sounded like something cool college kids would say."

SICSICsez · Post by **SICSICsez** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:15 pm

Thinks all the "ladies" have Hazell eyes.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:27 am

...thinks "Singapore" was a curt review given by his Italian friend of a soprano’s rendition of Mimi in LaBoheme.