Kent State head coach Paul Haynes...

[BGFan]

...is distraught because it took so long for somebody to start this thread.

[jpfalcon09]

...can't wait to get his Haynes on you.

[BGFan]

...prefers BVDs

[Falconfreak90]

...thought he was taking the KENTucky job and didn't read the contract closely enough. But he loves to party on Water Street.

[Falcon137]

...hates breakfast for dinner.

[zete]

......is 9-21 at Kent. Pretty much par for the course at this lowly MAC cellar dweller.

[Flipper]

is amazed that some people still don't get what these threads are about

[footballguy51]

cries at his own party if he wants to.

[threestooges]

...prefers BVDs

...and his favorite BVD song is "Poison"

[ZuluWarrior]

Can't wait to get his Paul on you!

[BGFan]

...gives his quarterbacks wedgies when they screw up.

[Flipper]

Keeps asking people what time "Orange is the New Black " comes on Netflix because he wants to tape it.

[mscarn]

...misunderstood the new McDonalds marketing campaign and now asks for dinner items during the morning.

[mscarn]

...asked to be removed from the masthead of American Football Monthly after its new president announced his intention to transform it into a "vertically integrated digital media company."

[mscarn]

...steadfastly refuses the regular stream of requests for bachelorette parties to be held at Dix Stadium.