GS interim coach...that guy...the one with the shirt...

[Flipper]

Never met him... but I think he says cold slaw instead of coleslaw

[Beaker]

......is not dreaming of a white Christmas.......because he's a Grinch!

[Beaker]

......doesn't know whether to be happy or sad that this thread looks like it'll be the shortest of it's kind in AZZ history!

[transfer2BGSU]

...was walking down the street one day. A man came up to him and asked him what the time was that was on his watch, yeah
And he said Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so he can't imagine why. We've all got time enough to cry....

[BGFan]

...doesn't know what "interim" means.

[Furious_Falcon]

...Was mistaken by his own players for the waterboy.

[Furious_Falcon]

...is regretting his decision to be interim coach now that it involves getting rained on for 4 hours.

[kdog27]

Pronounces Mobile, mow-bull.

[Flipper]

Won the gig as interim coaching in a raffle at Jiffy Lube. He was hoping to win the free upgrade to synthetic premium for a year....but he'll take 2nd prize.