Welcome to the big time, Urbie!

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:34 pm

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/tallahas ... 957241.htm

It amazes me that this guy plays the "I'm the victim card" later on in the article...

Falcon Commander · Post by **Falcon Commander** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:56 pm

get this article up to Amstutz quick.

just think what an addition to that 'team' he could make.

non-monsters throwing kegs at people. what a party, dude.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:19 pm

Cry me a river. You punch another student in the face and seriously injure him by throwing a keg on his face?

"This has taken a toll on my life because my career is basically over because the media and everybody has tarnished my name all over," said Charles, whose scholarship was rescinded last summer. "I've been in headlines everywhere as this monster who threw a keg."

All about you, isn't it? What about the dude you seriously injured???

There is a guy here in Akron that, because some sassy witch told him to, pummeled a guy 2/3 his size in a pizza joint the other night. About 5 or 6 other customers just stood and watched...didn't do a damn thing to help this guy. The dude who beat him up is 6'4" nearly 300 pounds and just received a 4 yr prison sentence for this. It started when this witch walked past the line of customers up to the counter and demanded service. The guy in line that got beat up told her the line was back here and she flew off in a rage, screaming in his face. She came back with this big dude and told him "Take care of this white mother *BLEEP*". The guy starts throwing punches left and right while the other dude, trying to talk on his cell, falls to the ground. All these other guys waiting in line just stood and watched...unbelievable they didn't try to help the guy. I hope they can live with that.

BTW, our family is flying to Tampa next month for a week.

We will drive to Gainesville to visit my aunt. Gonna take the Freaklings over to see The Swamp. Maybe we'll run into Urbie!!!

I'll make sure to wear a Bowling Green Football shirt.

GO FALCONS!

BelieveNBG · Post by **BelieveNBG** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:27 pm

The question is "why" did he throw a keg in this guys face. The fact that he was only in jail a couple of days and only payed $800 to the guy says that a lot is missing from this story. I wonder what the other guy did, because he obviously did something. There are times when the appropriate thing to do is to knock the crap out of someone.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:43 pm

Yeah because people deserve to have kegs thrown at them.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:10 pm

I would've have thrown a keg at Hitler. Probably would have chucked one at Bin Ladin or Saddam Hussein if I were given the opportunity.

I probably would have thrown a case at Idi Amin, maybe a 12 pack at Nixon...

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:14 pm

Talk about criminal conduct - what about the judge? 4 days hard labour for a couple of Glasgow handshakes and then lobbing kegs with intent? Proportionate response - to what? With a judge like that, I could survive any divorce settlement. My confidence in due process blossoms. Yesterday, I actually saw a lawyer put his hand IN HIS OWN POCKET!!

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:44 pm

I would never throw a keg at someone. The contents are too valuable to waste.

BelieveNBG · Post by **BelieveNBG** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:09 pm

Lets say you also have a weapon (big stick coming at my head)...I might throw more than a keg. Then again, what a waste.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:13 pm

What kind of beer is in the keg?? I'd throw a keg full of naddie, but not much else.

UK Peregrine · Post by **UK Peregrine** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:54 pm

What's the problem? It's a sport, isn't. This is what I'm talk'n 'bout!

bgsuman · Post by **bgsuman** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:08 pm

Falconfreak90 wrote:Cry me a river. You punch another student in the face and seriously injure him by throwing a keg on his face?

"This has taken a toll on my life because my career is basically over because the media and everybody has tarnished my name all over," said Charles, whose scholarship was rescinded last summer. "I've been in headlines everywhere as this monster who threw a keg."

All about you, isn't it? What about the dude you seriously injured???

There is a guy here in Akron that, because some sassy witch told him to, pummeled a guy 2/3 his size in a pizza joint the other night. About 5 or 6 other customers just stood and watched...didn't do a damn thing to help this guy. The dude who beat him up is 6'4" nearly 300 pounds and just received a 4 yr prison sentence for this. It started when this witch walked past the line of customers up to the counter and demanded service. The guy in line that got beat up told her the line was back here and she flew off in a rage, screaming in his face. She came back with this big dude and told him "Take care of this white mother *BLEEP*". The guy starts throwing punches left and right while the other dude, trying to talk on his cell, falls to the ground. All these other guys waiting in line just stood and watched...unbelievable they didn't try to help the guy. I hope they can live with that.

BTW, our family is flying to Tampa next month for a week.
We will drive to Gainesville to visit my aunt. Gonna take the Freaklings over to see The Swamp. Maybe we'll run into Urbie!!!
I'll make sure to wear a Bowling Green Football shirt.

GO FALCONS!

Video here:
http://cf.nbc4i.com/col/sh/videoplayer/ ... &owner=col

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:59 am

Flipper wrote: maybe a 12 pack at Nixon...

LMAO.

Nice avatar, Flip.

FalconKing · Post by **FalconKing** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:57 am

Lord_Byron wrote:
Flipper wrote: maybe a 12 pack at Nixon...
LMAO.

Nice avatar, Flip.

Hey, they are auctioning off the disco floor from the movie....bidding started at 80k. lol